Secret Lovers...Oh No We Aint!

So, earlier, I was going to post about how I went to the Black Biz Expo and saw old "flames". I knew I was lookin' purty hot and that's what was wonderful. Their jaws dropped. My purpose in life has been served. Hehehe.

One of them was like, "You know, I've been thinking about you alot...and everytime I think about you, you call....You look like a million bucks!" Wonderful. What I'm supposed to do with that information, I have no idea. Is he still cute? Well....ummm....yeah...I guess. My brain has been altered as I have been refined today at the Black Biz Expo.

You see, My godsister and I were slotted to help out with the fashion show. Besides the fact that it's one of the event's main events, that's no big deal in itself. The big deal is that our job was to dress and undress the male models!!!!!! *GASP* *DROOL* *FAINT*!! They were sooooo gorgeous--for the most part. And their bodies were banging. They were half naked--some times in their skivvies, doing push ups and other things to pump up their already perfect muscles. They would slather their delicious chocolate (some caramel...there was one DELICIOUS token vanilla in the bunch...) bodies with oils that smelled sweet and edible...making them ever more like delactable treats. It was HEAVEN. No matter your type of black man--as long your type was insanely fit--all was repped. We had the gorgeous dred, the baldies, the tapered fades, the caesars, the curls, and the fro. They were all 6 feet and up. *SIGH* Of COURSE you know I had to make some sort of move.

If you know ANYTHING about me, there was NO way I would leave from that empty handed!! Of course, I networked with clothing designers, event producers, PAs, photographers and make up artists. But, I ALSO did a little networking with one male model in particular. He was one of my favorites from the start. At this morning's fashion show rehearsal, I'd chosen 4 "boyfriends" out of the lot of models. One was the delicious dred, another the vanilla token, yet another was the incredibly sexy man who we'll call "Brazilian Nut" (He was FINE talking to us about shea butter, his muscle-bound chocolate body glistening as he adorned ONLY pristine white draws and timbalands--nothing else, placing his manly, large hand in our face so that we could smell the goodness of his Brazilian Nut Body Butter), and last, but never least, the sexy hot buttered chocolate with the piercing sexy eyes who commanded the stage.

Of that fabulous bunch, I ended up doing a little networking with the fourth and final contestant in the "Who wants to be Aisha's baby daddy" game. *lol* His name started with an S--OOhh!! Another letter to add to the list of men I've been interested in. He's 28, a model and an actor. Who knows what else he does. I'm sure he's a player, but he's sexy as all get out. I guess I'll give him the opportunity to let me down since he's so friggin' fine. He was very nice, though. He didn't run any lines @ me or anything like that. He just seemed cool. He's 28 and his birthday is February 26th, I believe he said. So, he's a pisces--they're compatible with caps! At least that's ONE good thing. Well, besides the fact that he's gorgeous and chocolate. Oh, and he lives in Inglewood--that's not far from my area--not far at all.

The Sexy Vanilla token tried hard to avert his gaze and ward off my oodling. He KNEW he was fine. I have no idea what he was. I just know he was one of only two white people in the fashion show. There was only one representative of white people of either sex--but, hey! It's the BLACK business expo, what did you expect? (To increase diversity levels, there was one polynesian male model, too.)

The delightful dred was married. But, he was FINE!! He had an accent and he sings and sells and/or designs really hot belt buckles.

The uber sexy Brazilian Nut had a girl. He was very friendly and nice, but made it clear at the end of the night that he had to make sure he found the $85 belt his woman had purchased for him or she'd be "heated".

...just fabulous